My Friends Need Help

Morgan D: "I swear that secretly, I'm blonde."

Matthew B: "Wait... What did I do last night?"

Morgan D: (in Southern accent) "I'd floss my teeth with candy any day."

Mikelle O: "What if we could sneeze holy water?"

Morgan D: "Bagels, bae-goals! Get it?"

Matthew B: "Life's too short to eat supermarket cheese."

Mikelle O: "We get to shmurze too?!"

Megan P: "BRRRRENDAAAA!!"

Lucie M: "I just caught a highlighter with my boob! I'm so talented!"

Mikelle O: "Did Jesus invent soccer?"

Megan P: "Just stop, Bella, you're trying too hard to get on the blog."

Claire B: "Be kind to your reflection because it reflects who you really are... Claire Booth 2024."

Mikelle O: "Bagels are the Morgan Freedman of breads. I thought of that in the shower."

Alex R: "Do you want me to tickle your back? I'm an expert back-tickler."

Mikelle O: "Settle your freaking heart!"

Holly M: "Slow down, champ! You're going Lightning McQueen speed!"

Mikelle O: "What if there are such things as cargo shorts onesies? That's a whole lot of pockets!"

Josie S: "My entire life is Hannah Montana references."

Claire P: "It's like curling up with a glass of wine and a romance novel, but you sure are a wildcard, Susan."

Savannah V and Lucie M: "Yes, I can, and you can not!"

Matthew B: "My goal in life is to make people laugh and cry... I AM SATAN!"

Allie K: "Adagio, more like Adagi-NO."

Matthew B: "I'm going to be the only 80 year old at the running of the bulls. It will happen."

Megan P: "What are you?"

Colin the Ballet Sub: "On my legal documents it says I'm an 'Alien of Extraordinary Talents'."

Matthew B: "MY COMPUTER IS ON DRUGS!"

Mikelle O: "I emailed Oprah a picture of an egg with my face photoshopped on it."

Kirsten K: "Listening to Aysia sing is like eating warm delicious s'mores... through your ears."

Morgan D: "I'm dating your pregnant! Wait... what?"

Mikelle O: "Oprah is dead to me."

Jana O: "DEVIL CHILD! DEVIL CHILD! SOMEBODY CALL THE EXORCIST!

Mikelle O: "Albuquerque, more Albu-quirky! Am I right, ladies?"

Reede N: "Birth certificates are basically baby receipts."

Mikelle O: (flapping wrists) "Vegetable juice?"

Mikelle O: "Oprah! Noprah!